Can you answer this riddle?

If a train is headed to Chicago from Tokyo at 500,000 miles per 45 minutes, and the conductor contracts rabies from a stray platypus sent by a disgruntled Egyptian , and the train starts to go under water 5 miles and 3 feet away from 2 inches away from a man who was standing 10 miles away from Tokyo and the speed of the train has slowed down to the speed of light, how many puddin pops can Bill Cosby eat before the train stops in Chicago?